One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
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Ill probs just use this for my perfect date assignment in health class
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